Would You Rather?
I’m kinda anal…
Not the bad way, but in the good way.
In the way that all people refer to their condition as “don’t you want it done right”.
Megan hates it when I repack the dishwasher… “don’t you want it done right”…
So I walk into my bedroom and find the boys doing back flips on my bed with the pillows as the spring board..
I say “hey are you guys messing up my bed”…
To which the older child responds, without missing a beat,
Daddy would you rather have a nice queen size bed
or two children?
First of all It’s a “KING” size bed, which we actually bought to fit the whole family on, but that’s beside the point.
And second of all, as to which one I’d rather have…
Let me sleep on it.
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